Saturday, 13 December 2025

Jack & The Beanstalk Review

***** Review by Euan Rose

'Unmissable' Jack and the Beanstalk has 'all you want in a panto' comes to Malvern Theatres

I ALWAYS enjoy reviewing at Malvern Theatres, it has an atmosphere all its own – set as it is in beautiful grounds with the hills as a backdrop it never fails to bring a smile.


Principals in this splendid company all break through that audience fourth wall with blissful aplomb – after all everyone’s here on a mission to go home with sore throats from shouting, wet eyes from crying and aching ribs from laughing – happily Jack and Co do not disappoint. Cheeky-chappy Mark James returns to see his Malvern mates (‘Here we are’) as Silly Billy to guide us through the nonsense with his Lancashire lilt. Tom Lister is back too as the dastardly-dashing Flashcreep, a high energy villain (special shout out for his mean Freddy Mercury impression). Also returning is Nick Wilton as Dame Dot Trott making the most of her shocking frocks and irascible innuendos.


Jack & The Beanstalk, Malvern

I’m really looking forward to spending my 26th Christmas playing Dame (my 18th with UK Productions) in Malvern; my last panto here was Aladdin in 2008. It’s going to be fun working with Mark and Tom again too;
Mark and I were in “Jack & The Beanstalk” in New Brighton in 2013,
and Tom and I were in Aladdin in Bath in 2024.



I got my first two pantomimes, playing Captain’s Mate in Dick Whittington (Theatre Royal, Plymouth) and Wishee Washee in Aladdin (Millfield Theatre, Edmonton) when I was doing Kids’ TV shows in the late 80’s, but it wasn’t until I was 40 that I decided I wanted to play pantomime Dame.

I think I must have seen a documentary on TV and realised that it encompassed everything I loved doing - acting, sketches (routines) and stand-up. It took three years to persuade someone to let me have a go, and I’m really grateful to Joanna Read (then running Salisbury Playhouse) for taking a chance with me. Then, as now, I was inspired by the wonderful Chris Harris, who I worked with in my first panto in Plymouth in 1987. Chris, sadly died in 2014 and I feel incredibly proud and privileged to have stepped into his boots at The Theatre Royal Bath and have been “resident” Dame there since 2015.


Nick won the Perrier award in Edinburgh with the Revue group “Writers Inc.” in 1982; he then spent 3 years with Jasper Carrott at the BBC; wrote sketches for T.V and radio shows; was kept busy on Kids TV, and starred in two Sony award winning radio series; he has featured in a good selection of TV Drama including 15 years popping up in Eastenders; performed in plays all around the UK, the Middle and Far East and on two P&O World Cruises; appeared naked in Gordon Ramsay’s kitchen for Specsavers; and has spent every Christmas since 2000 playing Panto Dame.

When he is not performing or writing about himself in the third person Nick scoops ice cream from a vintage trike along the prom in Whitstable, Kent.

www.nickwilton.com





Saturday, 14 December 2024

Snow White Bath 2024 - Reviews

The reviews are starting to come in …

And they’re looking pretty, pretty good.


Once again written by and starring local hero Jon Monie, alongside Dame supreme Nick Wilton, here is panto perfection, a fantastic, funny, fabulous, family-friendly fiesta of daftness and Christmasness all wrapped with every panto cliche you could want, and plenty more besides…

But of course, front and centre are Monie and Wilton, the thinking family’s Chuckle Brothers, a double act that just matures over the years and gets better each time out. Yes the jokes are corny and yes, you have seen some of the routines before, but then this is panto and it’s just what we want.

https://thebathandwiltshireparent.co.uk/2024/12/review-snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-at-the-theatre-royal-bath-2/

Back for his 25th year in panto, the dame, let’s call him Grand Dame Nick Wilton, is huge fun to watch. Dilly Donut’s clothes alone are hysterical – all pink and blues with monster bows and hearts aplenty, but it’s in Wilton’s immaculate sense of timing and his hints that the poor old thing is getting flustered by the pace that the real laughs come – a masterclass of buffoonery. His partnership with Monie is a great double act.

https://stagetalkmagazine.com/p/34994

Featuring a stellar cast led by Olivia Birchenough, Jon Monie, and Nick Wilton, this delightful panto delivers festive fun, laughter, and dazzling spectacle to audiences of all ages…

Adding a touch of flamboyant fun to the proceedings, Nick Wilton’ reprises his role as the dame and Muddles’ long suffering mum, delighting audiences with his larger-than-life personality and increasingly outrageous costumes.

https://www.globalmousetravels.com/bath-pantomime-theatre-royal-bath-review/

(Jon Monie) has established a great on-stage relationship with Nick Wilton as Dame, and with the addition of Emma Norman, this year making a welcome return as the evil Queen, we have a trio of star panto performers at the top of their game, earning lots of laughs, boos and hisses from the excited audience. 

https://www.theftr.co.uk/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-bath-theatre-royal/

Bath favourite Jon Monie returns, in his element, as Muddles alongside Nick Wilton as Dame Dilly Donut.

The pairing is, as always, hugely successful with much laughter and fun along the way. Besides the classic ghost gag, Monie has written an astute parody of Park Life whilst The Twelve Days of Christmas is an absolute blast.

https://www.bathecho.co.uk/opinions/reviews/snow-white-seven-dwarfs-theatre-royal-bath-109167/#:~:text=This%20is%20great%20fun%2C%20with,warmth%20for%20the%20entire%20family

In keeping with Heritage City sensibilities, Christmas shows at TRB celebrate good old fashioned, proper pantomime tradition and offer audiences super-sparkly retellings of age-old fairy tales designed to brighten up the murky deep midwinter… and this year’s brazenly buoyant package ticks all the fabulous festive frivolity boxes…

TRB panto stalwart and writer Jon Monie (plays) Snow White’s best mate Muddles, his super-fast, quickfire asides and instinctive comedy timing aided and abetted by his long-term Christmas season cohort Nick Wilton as Muddles’ ma Dame Dolly Donut; if you’re looking for ridiculously raucous, rollickin’ good fun, Wilton proves, time and again, that there really ain’t nothing like a dame. 

https://thebathmagazine.co.uk/theatre-review-snow-white-the-seven-dwarfs/

The comic duo of Jon Monie and Nick Wilton take centre stage as ever with silly jokes and asides to the audience with traditional routines given a new twist…

Monie plays Muddles, son to Wilton’s buffoonish Dame Dilly Donut, hilarious as ever and flamboyantly got up in a series of outlandish frocks.



Snow White is hilariously funny as panto season starts…

Nick Wilton who plays Dame Dilly Donut is another favourite, having stepped into the shoes of well known and loved Chris Harris, who sadly died in 2014.

Nick has really come into his own and the audience love him, especially his outrageous costume changes.


https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/whats-on/reviews/snow-white-hilariously-funny-panto-9801731

Panto packed with enjoyably silly moments with all the funny, crowd-pleasing moments that veteran pantomime duo Nick Wilton and Jon Monie (as Dame Dilly Donut and Muddles, respectively) have become well-known for by  locaaudiences over many festive seasons.

https://www.thestage.co.uk/reviews/snow-white-and-the-seven-dwarfs-review-at-theatre-royal-bath-paul-milton








Thursday, 28 November 2024

First day of rehearsals


 

Thursday, 16 May 2024

Another Christmas in Bath!

Really looking forward to being back for my seventh season at The Theatre Royal Bath this Christmas to celebrate my 25th year playing Dame. As well as sharing the stage with the wonderful Jon Monie, it’s lovely to be working with Olivia Birchenough against (we filmed Jon’s online pantomime, Pantomonium at the Blackpool Grand in 2020); Emma Norman (who’s back again after her brilliant “Carabosse” in “Sleeping Beauty” last year); and Kieran Dumont playing head dwarf, Prof ( who I worked with in 2012 at the Assembly Rooms, Tunbridge Wells in his first panto).



Looking forward to making new friends too! Jon’s written another great script and there’s a lot of fun to be had.






Sunday, 10 December 2023

Sleeping Beauty Reviews

Daily Mail

And finally... Is a panto
good for us? Oh, yes it is!

By Bel Mooney for the Daily Mail 22 Dec 2023

It was a mad and magical evening. For the first time ever we took our four grandchildren to the panto and enjoyed a precious evening of festive family fun.

My son and daughter were there, too, and all of us (me at 77, the youngest five) were merrily yelling at the stage (‘Look behind you!’), booing the Wicked Fairy, and laughing our socks off at jokes so bad they were hilarious.

One or two quips were gloriously non-politically-correct too, which just added to the adults’ delight.

The Theatre Royal Bath was the scene for this wacky Sleeping Beauty. So what if the budget is smaller than lavish pantomimes in Bristol or London and there are no big stars?

As an audience you warm to sheer verve and enthusiasm, wondering how on earth the cast can get up and perform for the second time that day.

Bath audiences have their favourites; for example, for 15 years, actor Jon Monie has played a leading comic role, and as hapless Lester the Jester he didn’t disappoint.

Year after year of panto, generations giggling helplessly, just as we were — and children growing up to understand how stock audience reactions like, ‘Oh yes, you are!’ pass into the collective consciousness.

I sneaked a peek along the line of the eight of us, adoring the expressions on the kids’ faces. The littlest one looked quite dazed at times, mouth slightly open, bemused at being encouraged to shout out and loving the whole spectacle.

This is what’s meant by the expression ‘making memories’, isn’t it? Of we four adults, I’d guess three thought they were only there for the children, and yet ended up having a terrific time for their own sakes. That’s the magic of old-fashioned entertainment.

Don’t we all need to boo the baddies and cheer the Fairy Godmother? Whoever you are, I hope you can conjure up a little Christmas magic this year. It’s there. Look behind you.

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Bath Echo

Nick Wilton as Nanny Nora is as glorious as ever alongside the excellent Monie; it is hard to find a better pair in panto.

Full review

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The Bath Magazine

Nick Wilton as Nanny Nora once again proves that, if you’re looking for ridiculously raucous, rollickin’ good fun, there really ain’t nothing like a dame: jocular, ridiculous, a tad Les Dawson-esque and dressed, in all scenes, in outfits of the worst possible taste.

Laden with lashings of good-natured good fun, dollops of wit and endless sprinkles of memorable magic, Theatre Royal Bath’s Sleeping Beauty is a spectacular Christmas wake-up call; an uplifting sparkly celebration in the midst of the murky deep midwinter… oh yes, it very much is.

Full review

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The Bath & Wiltshire Parent

Sleeping Beauty at The Theatre Royal Bath – fantastic festive family fun!

Christmas is here which means panto time at the Theatre Royal is back – and this year, it’s an absolute cracker!

Sleeping Beauty stars EastEnders’ and West End star Neil McDermott as Prince Vincent, Bath favourite Jon Monie as Lester the Jester, EastEnders’ Nick Wilton as Dame Nanny Nora and Hollyoaks’ Sarah Jane Buckley as Fairy Snowfall. And across the board, the cast is just fantastic, delivering performances of real comedy and fun – just the thing for a pre-Christmas evening out!

From start to finish, Sleeping Beauty is comedy gold thanks to a top notch script by writer and silly man supreme, Jon Monie. The truly is every inch a panto classic, with all the traditions that you can imagine - oh yes there are - as well as new scenes and set pieces that will have you laughing in your seats. Add in great sets, a fantastic fairy, some surprise and very impressive special effects, plus the obligatory audience participation, and Sleeping Beauty is a ten out of ten surefire family hit. We loved it!

The Bath & Wiltshire Parent

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The Fine Times Recorder

The essential requirement of pantomime is that it entertains and enchants, and the Christmas show at Bath’s Theatre Royal always does that, aided and abetted by the sheer magic of the venue, as the lights twinkle around the beautiful auditorium and the excitement mounts, all ready for the arrival of the heroes and heroines, goodies and baddies and the comics.

This year’s show, Sleeping Beauty, has been written by the perennial favourite knockabout and local boy Jon Monie.

Anchoring the show, as always in the Bath pantomime, are Nick Wilton as the loveable Dame Nanny Nora, and Jon Monie, this time as Lester the Jester.

The children in the audience loved the excitement and adventure of this re-telling of the Perrault tale, which is a spectacular celebration of the original. 

The Fine Times Recorder

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Stage Talk Magazine

This is a traditional panto with all the colour, music and fun you could want from a trip to the theatre with your family.         

Graham Wyles.     ★★★★☆ 

Stage Talk Magazine

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Bath Chronicle


We all love Nick Wilton, he is just brilliant every year, and this year as Nanny Nora he is more outrageous and gaudily dressed than ever.


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Bristol Post

Nick Wilton, a firmly established regular as the Dame, wears one outrageous costume 
and wigs after the other to the delight 
of the young at heart audience.


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Global Mouse Travels

There’s no better way to usher in the festive season than by embracing the enchanting world of Sleeping Beauty at Theatre Royal Bath. This classic fairytale, reimagined with a touch of magic and a lot of laughter, is the perfect family show this Christmas, creating memories that will last a lifetime.    

Global Mouse Travels

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Weston Daily Press

A Christmas cracker of a panto in Scriptwriter Jon Monie’s reworked tale of the power of true love. Jon himself takes to the stage as Lester the Jester alongside iconic panto mum Nick Wilton as Dame Nanny Nora. The pair are as hilarious as ever, their comic antics often played as a threesome involving the King (David Pendlebury) ,fussy old father of the Princess.

Full review